If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner

If your wrist watch has more computing power than a Pentium 133

If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

If you have more toys than your kids

If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life

If you spend more on your home computer than your car

When someone asks you where you live and your answer stats with http://

If your lap-top computer worth more than your car

If your wife says that was a good joke and your say I got that from www.

If you introduce your wife as mylady@home.wife

If you introduce your kids as yourname.kidname

If you tell your kid that you can not make it to his soccer game because you have a lot of work to at your office in a email

If your underwear's are older than your personal computer, speaking of underwear definitely your are a geek, if your mouse is more cleaner than your underwear.